party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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