His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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