Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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