have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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