im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
its liver damage thursday
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