The maid of honor just puked.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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