I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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