stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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