It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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