Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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