Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
My penis needs a shock collar
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
sex in a hospital.. check
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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