Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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