guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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