I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Randomize
