you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Randomize
