I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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