so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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