Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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