is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
He has the fingertips of a God
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
