spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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