I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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