physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
