True but thats because hes a fetus.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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