I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
