so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Randomize
