I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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