a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm experimenting with sincerity
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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