everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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