At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just wanna soil my oats bro
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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