think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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