oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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