We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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