You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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