Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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