David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I need to sanitize my soul.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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