Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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