god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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