they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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