I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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