I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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