You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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