All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
smell my finger.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
