sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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