it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
where are my pants?
in the oven.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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