$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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