well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
