it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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