dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
