Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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