we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
