yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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