About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I just gargled with NyQuil
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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