Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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